Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

OVERHEARD AT THE SALON

Here followeth an actual dialogue between the (male) proprietor of a local Hair Cuttery and She Who Must Be Obeyed:

Proprietor: “How long have you been married?”

SWMBO: “It’ll be 35 years next June.”

Proprietor: “Wow, that’s a long time... I’ve been together with my partner for six and a half, but that’s about 350 in lesbian years.”

1 comment:

Cletus Socrates said...

Decatur?