Dazed and confused? Not me. I’m just Lost in the Cheese Aisle.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

I FEEL FAT AND IT’S NOT EVEN MARDI GRAS YET

The old Year’s ended, and the New begins,
But one dire Fact conspires to sour my Mood:
December’s packed with calorific Sins.
Our Bodies bear the weight of festive Food.

No wonder our collective Ass is dragging
Beneath the Mass of tasty roasted Meats.
We needs must get back on the Diet-Wagon,
Eschewing chewy Goodies, yummy Treats.

Bring on the Veggies - hold the melted Butter
And keep the Chocolate far away from me;
“O, happy New Year!” I am heard to mutter,
My Bev’rages must all be sugar-free.

Fair warning, ye who like to eat much Cheese:
It might just make you Morbier’d-ly obese.

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