SWMBO has a FitBit.
But SWMBO’s FitBit quit.
Shit.
Now she’s in a snit, ’cause her FitBit quit.
Hope she doesn't throw
A “My FitBit Quit” shit fit.
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
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About Me
- Elisson
- Woodstock, Georgia, United States
- Elisson is a retired Corporate Drone; an amateur chef; and the blogosphere’s premier Colander Model. Wanna know more? Go here.
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“Got-dam Philistine! Is NOTHING sacred to you?” - Acidman
“The Bard of Affliction...” - Houston Steve
“My hat’s off to Elisson! All hail Elisson!”
- Laurence Simon
“Elisson’s blog: mysterious...like unraveling a turban and finding a moist dildo inside.” - Kevin Kim
“...Obi-Wan Kenobi of Georgia...”
- Cowtown Pattie
“The Shakespeare of poop jokes.”
- John Cox
“...when I grow up, I want to be Elisson.” - MetroDad
“Elisson ain’t right. We know that.”
- Velociman
“Elisson...has totally gone off the deep end.” - Dax Montana
“...of many talents...”
- Rahel Jaskow
“...the ever insightful Elisson...”
- David Bogner
“...Elisson, my man...I’m impressed...you are the man...” - Straight White Guy
“You make my heart sing.”
- Sissy Willis
“...maniacal, obsessive rants about duck fat...” - Steve H. Graham
“In a world almost entirely without heroes, Elisson stands alone...”
- skippystalin
“I really want to whup [Elisson] upside the haid...” - Meryl Yourish
“The world is a much stranger place since I began reading your blog, Elisson.”
- Kimberly
“…the cat’s ass in his trademark white fedora…” - Jim
“...R’ Blog Shem Tov...”
- Erica Sherman
“By gadfrey, sir...You’re the most amazing character... there’s never any telling what you’ll say or do next, except that it’s bound to be something astonishing.”
- Ivan G. Shreve
“Elisson, you are such a Renaissance Man you make Newton, Descartes & Copernicus look like Larry, Moe & Curly!”
- El Capitan
“You... are a plethora of useless information.”
- K-Nine
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